Uptown 596 (Upper Montclair, NJ)

If you ever want to know how to royally mess up a simple Cheeseburger and Fries, look no further than Upper Montclair’s Uptown 596. After having a friend rave about their food for a while I finally decided to check it out. The fries were so hard I almost chipped a tooth.

Seriously, how do you mess up a cheeseburger???

And the Fish? Garbage, in taste and location:

I won’t be going back…